Quick Introductions

Mum: (we'll call her Marge) when it came to writing this, I realized I know nothing about my mum or her life. I do know this is deliberate on her behalf (I don't even know her age!) What I do know is that my mum worries. A lot.

Dad: (we'll call him Homer) Homer's tactic is always keep quiet, keep away from Marge, keep out of it, and nod. Growing up, my parents weren't big on praise, hugs, or I love you's. They do however, have money, and to this day, only know how to show they care by paying for something.

Older Brother: (we'll call him Gaybro) This is self explanatory, Gaybro is the oldest, and blames his mother for his sexuality because he grew up with three sisters. Gaybro is married to Fabio, and loves fashion, music and wants to be a trophy wife. Gaybro considers himself witty.

Older Sister: (we'll call her Posh Patsy) Patsy is the smartest, and most maturest, she enjoys fine wine, walks on the beach and has her own apartment in the city with her 'wife' and dog. But, she is NOT a lesbian, and doesn't like labels.

Me: (we'll refer to me as Emily) I, of course, am perfect in practically every way. I live 2 hours away from my parents with my lovely fiance and 3 kitties. I am pretty relaxed, easy going, organised person. Although I always seem to arrive late to everything by about 10-30mins.

Youngest Sister: (we'll call her Anxious Annie) Annie is not the smartest, but bless her cotton socks she tries. Annie has an undiagnosed anxiety issue, Annie over-reacts and suffers panic attacks. Annie is a typical teenager; worrying about her weight, and is very moody, and only has about 2 friends in the world. Annie attends church every Sunday with her parents.

Significant Others: Fabio 'married' to Gaybro. Betty 'engaged/wife' to Patsy. AKA 'the boys' and 'the girls.' Ironman (Tony Stark) engaged (for real, not fake) to Emily. Sooo.. clear as mud? 

Let the madness begin...